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Zaftigs – Damn it Feels Good to Be a Jewish Deli

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Location: Brookline, MA

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Damn it feels good to be a Jewish deli
A real gangsta-ass deli plays his corned beef right
A real gangsta-ass deli never runs his f*kin’ eggs
’cause real gangsta-ass deli don’t start a long-line fight
And delis always gotta big menu
Showin’ all his boys how he does bagels
But real gangsta-ass delis don’t flex lox
’cause real gangsta-ass delis know they got em fresh
And everythings cool in the mind of a deli
’cause gangsta-ass delis think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/6 – Nissan to Adar
’cause real gangsta ass delis don’t sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, brunchsuckin’, pancake-eatin’ prankstas
’cause when the pastrami dies down what the f*ck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a Jewish deli